Monday, 18 April 2011

Scuba Steve goes Sky Diving

Once again I venture boldly into the unknown, well Portland harbour anyway. The plan, to dive the Countess and Aeolian Sky out of Portland harbour with Scimitar Diving charters.
On turning into the car park it was immediately apparent we had unknowingly arrived at what is a perfect set up for  future “Rib Aways”. Within 20 meters of car park, we had a launch site which is apparently free, yes I said free, a cafe which supplies a decent bacon sarnie, a dive shop for all those items you don’t really need but hey, you’re on holiday and finally a filling station.
Having sorted out the dive schedule with Sarah from Scimitar we had an hour or so to chill out and slowly kit up. Again I don’t mean to boast but my kit is already superglued on so I’m permanently, “ready for action”, so to speak.
Just as I thought Piers would cease to amaze me, he managed it yet again. To get on the Aeolean  Sky charter Ricky ,Paul, Chris and myself  had to book 3 months ago. The last three and a half  spaces which, we were told, we were lucky to get. Since then the charter has been fully booked. Piers brought his kit on the off change of doing a shore dive, when we were out. However, surprisingly someone dropped out. So not only does Pier get in on the dive but he also managed to get it for half price! ! Only Piers.
Anyway back to the diving. The conditions could not have been better, all the way along the pebble ridge the sea looked like glass with ethereal wisps of sea mist dotted about in the distance. The first dive was the Countess, which I believe was an old barge, which had, come away from its mooring and grounded right in front of the harbour wall. The trip from the launch to dive site was under 5 minutes, which must be bonus for the Charter Company.  With reference to future “rib away trips” , it also provides and excellent bail out dive site when other sites are not possible and a great dive for the novice. The barge lies in about 12 meters and has permanent buoys on the bow and stern. Dropping down on the wreck it became apparent that we were not going to have a good viz day. I think this wreck is rarely silt free, but with a massive  plankton bloom as well,  the light filtration was minimal. Having said all that the barge provided some excellent swim throughs, made more exciting with the low viz conditions. My buddy according to Rick was particularly proficient at reducing the viz to zero as he waded through the hull with all the delicacy of a scallop dredger.  I did notice during the surface interval a subtle hint from Ricky that perhaps Mr Phillips should attempt a slimmer profile when penetrating silt laden wreckage ….oopsy.
I must admit I really enjoyed this dive despite the viz. Having careered through the hull to the stern ,on the way back we  decided to concentrate on the macro life living on the deck. I found a beautiful little indigo nudibranch on a coil of chain, however by the time my buddy had the camera ready we were back in silt city again, oh well.
After an hour surface interval we were back on the Cutlass heading the 10 miles out to the Aeolian Sky. As you can see from the photos I decided to take charge of skippering the boat, which I did admirably well or was it simply on auto steer mode. What a great device, maybe we should get one for Neptune to save all those roundabouts we seem to hit on the way to Lundy.  Having dropped the shot Piers , Paul and myself were first to jump in. My earlier reservations about the viz were unfortunately correct as it steadily got darker and darker until we literally bumped into the superstructure of the Sky.



The Aeolian Sky was a 10,165 tonne Greek cargo ship, which went down in November 1979. Amongst her cargo was more than a million pounds in Seychelles rupee bank notes supposedly stored in the sick bay, most of which are still missing. The plan was to dive the super structure accommodation block with particular focus on the treasure laden sick bay. On the surface looking at the “Diver”, wreck tour picture with the handy numbered itinerary this seemed quite a simple task. However in the pitch-black soup we found it almost impossible to get our bearings. Due to the scale of the wreck and the unfavourable conditions, positively identifying any of the features in our dive plan was difficult.
Is it possible for a 9-inch solid plastic doll to suffer from narcosis?  I’m not sure, but as we made it to the sea bed at about 30 m I remember thinking wow a cannon! ..what a beauty. Now I’m no maritime archaeological expert but I’m pretty sure they no longer fit heralded bronze cannon to modern cargo ships. Hmm OK probably a bit of the funnel structure.
Luckily we had come prepared for dark conditions and were “well tooled up”, with torches. Piers had his Kowalski, which generates a massive beam where as my buddy prefers to go for the multi-torch option. Although the Kowalski beam is comforting in such a dark environment I’m not so keen on having my retina burnt out, followed the resulting orange glow of night blindness every time the owner decides to illuminate the inside of my mask. Maybe I’m just falling down the slippery slope of “grumpy old diver”, ho hum.  After 30 minutes of bumbling aimlessly around this enormous structure  we decided to make our ascent , rupeeless,  back up to the stunning conditions on the surface.
Back on board, we were treated to a hot drink and a surprising collection of retro confectionery. Orange Club, Breakaways and  Blueriband biscuits, all we needed were some Wagon  Wheels, Marathons and Mint Viscounts  to complete the set.
One of the more rugged looking members of our charter, who’s body was adorned with Yakusa style tattoos and those funny large earrings which make the earlobe expand came back on board rather white faced confessing that he was “shitting himself down there.” When the crew asked why , he said, “ cos it was so black.”…… Diving is such a great leveller.
Did I enjoy the Sky dive?  I have to say even though it badly lit, with little viz, I think I did. The sheer size of the wreck has left me with a need to go back and dive it again, possible three or fours times to do the whole site. It would certainly be a good dive for those yellow suitcase types who could really spend  a long time investigating the now crumpled hull sections.
A big hand must go to Scimitar diving who provided excellent service combined with a relaxed approached to what can often be a stressful environment. The Skipper thought I was particularly amusing as I was banded around the boat like a cheap e-bay doll.  We have also found a potential new rib away site and considering the plethora of wreckage out of Portland a whole new area of exploration.
The apres dive sessions left me stuffed rather unceremoniously in  my buddies regulator bag overnight,. However in the morning there was much talk of Tequila and embarrassing  “dad dancing” combined with what looked like a couple of category A* hangovers so I was quite glad I stayed in. Thanks to Ricky who did all the driving, and Chris, Piers and Paul for what was a great diving weekend. Bring on the next trip.

Thursday, 13 January 2011

Scuba Steve Santa Dive

Had I known the Santa dive was going to be a post seasonal event I could have bought my outfit at half the cost, or is that me just being tight. Having said that I noted my costume was simply a series of red sections cut from my Buddies trouser leg stapled on to my back and the hat super glued onto my full-face mask.  Points go to Piers who, having turned up to the world record Santa dive record attempt with not one item of a Santa regalia managed, somehow to sponge and entire costume off one of the camera men….only Piers.

As expected Vobster was a sea of red and white Santas with the odd green elf dotted here and there. Are elves counted in a world record Santa attempt I’m not sure. What aren’t counted as I soon found out were 9 inch plastic dolls, I don’t know why I bothered. I noted there was a Jack Russell  Santa,I bet she was include in the official figures.

After the rest of the team registered, all the Santas gathered for the dive brief and the big photo. The brief was simple, we dive in three large groups around the lake and we must ensure that as a whole, we all stay down for a minimum of twenty minutes. The more astute of us soon realised that if you were first in you would have to stay in for up to 50 minutes to make sure the world record was legitimate. In 5 degree lake water that was not particularly appealing and so there was certain amount of pretend faffing whilst the more  hardy or probably cerebrally challenged divers jumped in first, ho ho.

Having taken the plunge I noticed my buddies hat came off immediately, what a loser,  if only he’d super glued his hat on like I had. We dropped down into the green murk and took a cracking photo of Ricky with his “Merry Christmas from IlFSAC sign” This surely has to be the December plate for the 2012 calendar. After a bit of mud crawling we eventually found the old barge which was the planned setting for the main photo around Ricky’s message board. At this point Ricky forgetting the basic laws of physics decided to let go of said board and then had a mad scramble to retrieve the sign before it ascended to the surface faster than one of Chrissy’s safety stops.(Only joking Chrissy :)

As we gathered for the phot a photographer arrived with thousands off pounds worth of camera equipment and started snapping us. Although I have some OK shots I would really like to get hold of a couple of copies of his photos of myself, Martin and Ricky.

Photos done, we then descended to what Ricky has named the, “Love Shack”, which is an old 2 berth caravan thrown in at about 25 meters. The plan was to leave the Christmas Message board in the caravan until next years Santa dive when we can retrieve it and do the whole thing again. So if anyone dives Vobster in the next 12 months have a look at the ceiling of the inside of the van, it should hopefully still be there.

Message board left, we  then continued  explore the rest of the lake including the tunnel. At this point it would have been worth letting Piers know that, a)there was a tunnel in the lake and b) we were all going down it. I can only imagine his chagrin/surprise as one minute we were all with him and the next we had all simply disappeared. If you didn’t know were the entrance was it would have been almost impossible to find amongst the silted viz of a couple of hundred Santa divers.

Having done the tunnel and a couple of car wrecks we had reached 45 minutes dive time which was more than enough in those temperatures. As we came up to the 6 meter safety stop area my buddy started taking a couple of “clearish” photos of me and then suddenly I was being “papped” by a herd of now semi-clothed Santas. I can imagine lots of divers going home to their family and being asked who are the idiots with the dive doll?

Why is it some people can take their fins off in a sedate graceful manner whereas when my buddy attempts the same manoeuvre it looks like a scene from the Blue Planet series where the grey seal gets attacked by a great white. Lots of semi submerged gyrating and groaning with arms flailing and  fins flopping about, randomly hitting fellow divers.  With fins finally detached we emerge from the lake and receive a complementary mince pie, nice, a cup of mulled wine even better and the news that we had failed to beat the previous world record attempt of 158 Santas. We were approximately 25 divers short, ho hum Having said that we did raise lots of money for the RLNI which was the main point of the event and we also had a good laugh, mainly at ourselves.
Although the water was a little chilly it was a great day which I’m sure will be repeated next year, when hopefully the ILFSAC club will have few more attendees to try and retrieve Ricky’s sign from “Love Shack”.



Scuba Steve